that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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