After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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