check it out our google latitudes are spooning
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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