My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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