That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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