If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So many bounce houses so little time
She even gives head with a lisp.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
