I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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