I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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