On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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