i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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