Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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