It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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