3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
