So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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