You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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