Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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