season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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