I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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