Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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