Swine flu. Run for my life!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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