there were more penises there than on chat roulette
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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