What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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