Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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