Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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