Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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