you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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