my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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