yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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