Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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