My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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