She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
