the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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