CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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