This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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