do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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