Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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