apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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