I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
