Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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