Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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