After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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