If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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