if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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