Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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