i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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