i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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