Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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