Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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