whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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