I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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