do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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