I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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