Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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